Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, February 5, 2012

The One and True God Worshipped By Mitt Romney


Any questions?

5 comments:

dinthebeast said...

Well, being a Cylon would explain a few things about him, now that you mention it.

-Doug in Oakland

OldRetiredDude said...

What a creepy picture, these people just don't get it!

Nangleator said...

A fine lesson for the children.

BadTux said...

It was supposed to be "Romney", of course, but the m went to stand by the R so it turned into "money" instead. Still, I wonder how much that hurts The Romney. After all, the Almighty Dollar is pretty much the national religion, all natterings about "Christianity" nonwithstanding. Personally I suspect that The Romney's robotic banter and continual reboots of his policy proposals (what, he's running Windows 95?!) will contribute more to his loss in November than his money. His algorithms simply aren't well-tuned for success in national politics, he's like a cleaning robot that's suddenly been tossed into a war zone and expected to defuse bombs -- just not what he was designed for.

- Badtux the Sometimes-robotic Penguin

Comrade Misfit said...

BadTux, if R-money starts bleating about how he knows 6,000 languages and is well-versed in protocol, then we'll know for sure.

Still, I'm betting that he's more likely the missing #7 cylon that was never shown in BSG.