Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, February 11, 2012

Caturday; Bed Wars Edition

By weight, there is roughly an equal amount of cat on each bed.

George and Gracie on one (George always seems to wind up with the smaller portion).


Jake on the other.

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w3ski said...

My 'Clutter' is like your Gracie I think. Very quiet but accepts no trouble?
My princess was always at the center of any cat trouble when we had a multitude of the little furry kids. But the Princess was always the "END" of the fight. She never raised her voice but the fight always broke up.
Now she is the elder Princess and spends her days on a heating pad or by the fireplace.True to form tho, even our two 100 lb Saint Bernards cut her a wide path. No one messes with the Princess.
a cat owned w3ski

2/11/2012 12:02 PM

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