Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, February 24, 2012

Hypocritical Asswipes; the Plutocracy Party Edition

Put together this:
A group of United States senators, mostly Republicans, has called for President Barack Obama to take a more firm public stance over the nuclear dispute with Iran.
and this:
Republicans are blaming Obama for the uptick [in gasoline prices]— which could reach $5 per gallon by summer's driving season...
and you have some galaxy-class hypocrites.

Instability in the Middle East always causes oil prices to rise.* The prospect of a war with Iran this summer is not helping the moods of the pirates speculators.

If you want to find an example of this hypocrisy in one bag of meat, you need only look at Newt Gingrich, who is both whining about gas prices and Iran. You cannot have both low gas prices and a massive war in the Persian Gulf, and any politician who is telling you otherwise is either so full of shit that he's about explode due to over-pressurization or he thinks that you are dumber than a rotting stump.
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* That, and those ghouls known as "speculators", who are driving up the price of oil.

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