Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
4 comments:
Just when I think nothing else in the news can make me shudder worse...
Ari Fleischer was the perfect press secretary for the Bushevik regime. He would get up there every day and not even break a sweat telling the most bald-faced lies without even a hint on his face that these lies -- that he *knew* were lies -- were not absolute truth handed down to Moses upon the mount. I wouldn't play poker with Ari, that's for sure.
In other words, he's a work, and his involvement in this sleazy setup is about as telling as if Dick Cheney were involved. Makes me feel good about where *my* charitable donations go -- to local organizations where I can actually walk and *see* what they're doing with my money, instead of to national organizations that spend it on million-dollar salaries for venal people like Karen Handel. (A soup kitchen and a homeless shelter, in case you're wondering).
- Badtux the Giving Penguin
One of the truly despicable people on the planet.
Thanks for the link!
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