Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, February 17, 2012

Nag, Nag, Nag

A Washington, D.C.-based anti-meat advocacy group is asking the owner of a Las Vegas restaurant that prides itself on unhealthy meals to shut down after a customer suffered a medical episode and was hospitalized.

Officials for the Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine said Thursday they sent a letter to Heart Attack Grill owner Jon Basso, asking him to "declare moral bankruptcy" and close the restaurant.
Here's my suggestion: The "Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine" should go fuck themselves. I'm not a doctor, nor do I play one on the Internet, but I find it hard to believe that eating a hamburger would immediately trigger a heart attack.

More to the point of this post, there are certain things called "personal responsibility" and "acting like a grown-up". Adults are responsible for their own actions. If people want to go to a restaurant and eat a quadruple-bacon-cheeseburger and french fries which have been deep-fried in lard, that is their choice. The goddamn nanny doctors should just shut their yaps.

4 comments:

Improbable Joe said...

Yeah...

Let's say you work next to a Live Forever and Look AWESOME! cafe, and you have lunch there 4-5 days a week. Usually you. buy a "Super Healthy Health Food Salad with Extra Healthy Health Dressing," or sometimes the Mega Diet Vitamin-Packed Sandwich of Longevity. After you have a heart attack, you hire a private investigator to find out why Live Forever Cafe almost killed you. You find out that the salad dressing is 900 calories per teaspoon, and the sandwich has as much cholesterol as a dozen eggs and a half pound of bacon, you have grounds to sue if you have a heart attack after eating their food for lunch every day for a year.

In this case, "HEART ATTACK" is ON THE SIGN! If you can't resist going into a place that tells you on the sign that their food will kill you, when you leave the cardiologist's office you should see a shrink!

Anonymous said...

Personally, anyone who wants to routinely eat 6000 calorie burgers and add fries and a malted? Let 'em....it might be as well if they eat themselves out of the human gene pool.

And yes, it amuses me that the spam proofer used a word reading 'ick ends' for this comment.

ben said...

First off: you could almost say that the linked story is a case study in Truth in Advertising. I’m not sure what, if anything, could be considered morally bankrupt about that.

There are people — and one or two days a month, I am one of them — who squee at the thought of eating french fries cooked in lard. (By dead reckoning, I figure it’s been almost 30 years since I last did. Thank goodness for barbecue.) It seems like you’re doing your neighbors a favor if you decide to serve that market, thus reducing the pressure on your competitors to market stealth-fattening fare.

Meanwhile, I am reminded of something a dear friend pointed out to me. The message goes like this: some doctors are scientists, and some are priests.

There’s no mistaking which of those two persuasions are followed by this lobbying group, and there’s no mistaking the attitude I (and most people, I bet) prefer from doctors who treat me.

Joe said...

I looked at their menu. Those guys probably think "morally bankrupt" is a compliment.