Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Next: Pepper Spray to Be Served in School Cafeterias

Since Fox News seems to think that pepper spray is a "food product"", one supposes that dispensers of OC will soon be found in the school lunch line.

Folks on Amazon
are adding helpful reviews.

It'll help add flavor to the new vegetable that the GOP is promoting: Pizza.

3 comments:

Nangleator said...

I would have paid with a limb to be on that set in time to say, okay, here's a can here. Open up and swallow some for the cameras, Bim...

Joe said...

It's a shame we don't have any WWI veterans around, to ask Kelly if she feels the same way about mustard gas.

Stewart Dean said...

And don't miss out on the customer review images on Amazon!
http://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-media/product-gallery/B0058EOAUE/ref=cm_ciu_pdp_images_all

Among others, it has Pike hosing down the founding fathers, hosing down Bambi Thumper & Co, and on and on.