Words of Advice:

"Never Feel Sorry For Anyone Who Owns an Airplane."-- Tina Marie

"
If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"
Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground
Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It.
" -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Monday, November 21, 2011

The Difference Between the Navy and Civilian Institutions

In the Navy, if a facility or ship commander screws up, they get fired and maybe sent to prison.

In civilian life, a chief executive takes "full responsibility", keeps their job and fires other people.
"I am deeply saddened that this happened on our campus, and as chancellor, I take full responsibility for the incident," [UC-Davis Chancellor Linda Katehi] said.
She "takes full responsibility" and because she says that she's not to blame, she gets to keep her job.

In 19th Century Europe, she would have been given a nice presentation revolver, such as this:


But there would have only been one cartridge in the cartridge block of the case.

The Japanese, of course, had a different gift:


But nowadays, "I accept full responsibility" is equivalent to: "I did nuttin' wrong, it was all of them odder guys, see? I'm innocent, I tells ya!"

Funny thing about academia: "Zero tolerance" doesn't apply to any of the administrators' fuckups. A kid screws up, no tolerance. A teacher screws up, down comes the hammer. An administrator screws up, well, they'll find someone else to blame.

3 Brickbats Thrown:

  1. I used to say, in the fabled computer company I worked for, that after every defeat, they pinned medals on the generals and shot the soldiers.

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  2. And to think that all this is going on at the "cow college" of the U.C. system.

    But past that observation, please remember that if you go back only a few hundred years, failed leaders would have to put their heads on a block to be chopped off by a man wearing a black mask and carrying a big axe.

    All we're asking for is the chancellor's resignation.

    Yours very crankily,
    The New York Crank

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  3. Last night's episode of "The Good Wife" included a military trial. Everyone is working double shifts, everyone is taking some kind of drug to stay awake. Is falling asleep on the job a court martial offence?

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