Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

zOMG!!!1!!! Threats in Academia!!!!11!!!!!!11

A theater professor* in the University of Wisconsin put this poster on his office door:


Predictably, the University of Wisconsin lost their shit over it. The university cops tore down the poster.

So the professor put up this poster:


And the school lost their shit one more time.


How either poster can be construed as a threat or disruptive is beyond my understanding. But see, that's because, unlike either the administrators at UW-Stout or their Chief Mall Ninja, I have a functioning cerebral cortex. Crimus, I have cats that have more sense than those worthies.

(H/T)
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*On the Academic Macho Scale, being a "professor of theater" is pretty damn close to the bottom, outranking maybe a professor of ceramic arts.

7 comments:

randompawses said...

Good grief, doesn't anyone have a sense of humor anymore???

Anonymous said...

Ooookay: it's not enough anymore for grade school officials to act like hysterical Victorian old maids, now university officials have to also.

Phil said...

I have two thoughts, One, that he has tenure and
Two, I hope he keeps fucking with them.

Tight assed motherfuckers.

XPATCO said...

the 700 club strikes again......

Nangleator said...

I gotta cash in on this. How big is the market of people that need protest posters on their walls?

My posters:

"They paid some moron to come tear this poster down."

"This poster here, goons. Right here! Are you frickin' blind?"

"Only people whose sexual preference is the opposite of what they publicly state are certain to tear this poster down."

Okay, that one's a little wordy.

Comrade Misfit said...

"Only people whose sexual preference is the opposite of what they publicly state are certain to tear this poster down."

"Only Closet Queens will tear down this poster."

Will that work?

Cujo359 said...

I can almost understand the cops' reaction to the first poster - taken entirely out of context, it might seem a bit aggressive and mean. The second poster though, ought to be a clear example of sarcasm to anyone with a functioning mind, not a threat or a cause of disturbance.