Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Telephone Proximity Switch?

Is there a proximity switch that is wired into the telephone system that is activated whenever one is either taking a shower or is on the toilet, a switch that notifies the telephone system that Now Is a Good Time to Call?
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3 comments:

BobG said...

There is also one in the doorbell, that activates when UPS or FedEx is delivering an important package you are expecting.

12/14/2010 10:13 PM
Allan S said...

You could call it the "Murphy's Law Switch"....Allan

12/15/2010 8:49 AM
BadTux said...

And don't forget the mechanism in your boss's office that causes him to come to your cubicle and demand that you immediately come with him to resolve his problem exactly as you are preparing to go to the restroom to relieve your bladder... bosses have remote bladder measurement telemetry, apparently.

- Badtux the Helpful Penguin

12/15/2010 7:31 PM

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