Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
2 comments:
They think they've figured out how to make it a Great Depression for just the non-rich, and no *real* people have to jump out of any skyscrapers.
Tremendous profit in a financial collapse, you know. Chinese word for crisis, and so forth.
Oh puh-leeze, here you go with those FACTS things again. Listen. Our Lord and savior Von Mises and his Holy son Hayek say that the problem with Wall Street in 1929 and 2008 was TOO MUCH regulation! For true! Nevermind that there are no, well, *facts* to support a statement, we have faith, faith I say, and your secular "facts" simply are wrong if they violate the holy scriptures of Von Mises and Hayek and their Austerian program to force austerity upon, well, other people (certainly not upon us with our cushy right-wing think-tank jobs and our six-figure pensions at age 52, what, you think good Republicans like us should suffer the same way as the little people? Puh-leeze!).
-- Badtux the think-tank-channeling Penguin
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