Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, July 30, 2010

Quote of the Day

From Overheard in NY:
Upper East Side girl reading book about knights: Mommy, what does our family crest look like?

Upper East Side mom: Poor people being crushed by a boot.

2 comments:

Allan S said...

Cripes! I just about fell out of my chair reading that one! I also sprayed ginger ale all over my desk....LOL.

BadTux said...

Sad to say, that's my family crest too...

- Badtux the Peasant Penguin