Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Caturday

Bella, a long-haired cat. She loves to be combed, which is why she does not need a haircut.



George, on the other hand, hates to be combed. He also hates to be touched anywhere past about where his diaphragm is located. So he gets shaved.



Sidney, a guest from another species here on Caturday, is my mom's corgi. He also gets shaved every Spring.

3 comments:

PhysioProf said...

You allowed a motherfucking dog on Caturday!?!?!?!? OUTRAGE!!111!!111!!

Phil said...

Poor George, he always looks so pissed, I guess I would be too if I didn't like to be touched past a point and then have to be forcibly shaved.

Let me guess, he likes to leave you little presents, doesn't he?

Comrade Misfit said...

He does, but not over this. He was probably out like a light when they shaved him.