Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Caturday

Bella, a long-haired cat. She loves to be combed, which is why she does not need a haircut.

George, on the other hand, hates to be combed. He also hates to be touched anywhere past about where his diaphragm is located. So he gets shaved.

Sidney, a guest from another species here on Caturday, is my mom's corgi. He also gets shaved every Spring.

3 comments:

PhysioProf said...: You allowed a motherfucking dog on Caturday!?!?!?!? OUTRAGE!!111!!111!!; 6/05/2010 4:44 PM
Phil said...: Poor George, he always looks so pissed, I guess I would be too if I didn't like to be touched past a point and then have to be forcibly shaved.

Let me guess, he likes to leave you little presents, doesn't he?; 6/06/2010 5:11 PM
Comrade Misfit said...: He does, but not over this. He was probably out like a light when they shaved him.; 6/06/2010 5:31 PM