Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, May 14, 2010

It's Called "Defense in Depth", Officer Fucktard. Look It Up.

It is not a choice between making your home more burglar resistant or bying a gun:
[Overland Park, KS Officer Michael] Betten cautions [against] using a weapon as protection because it is crucial to keep intruders out to begin with.
The better option is to do both. Stronger doors and windows persuade the bad guys to go elsewhere. But if they get through that, then yes, you may want to have the option to corpsify them.

(H/T)

2 comments:

Eck! said...

Eh chowderhead cop, you can discourage them and maybe even slow them down. If they want in your it. Or maybe.. they will prey on you neighbor who didn't get the locks and alarms.

Good locks and all help, but in the end
if they come in an artillery greeting
is not unwarranted. removing them from the gene pool is generally a good thing.

It's right up there with shooting rabid vermin. Not something people are willing to do but often needs to happen.

Eck!

Fixer said...

Indeed! A strong door, locked windows, a dog, and a shotgun.