Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Conservatives Now Agree: George W. Bush's Presidency Was an Unmitigated Chain of Fuckups

Jon Stewart explains:

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2 comments:

dpjbro said...

This stuff practically writes itself. All Stewart has to do is repeat what the Rs say, and it's comedy gold.

5/12/2010 11:37 AM
BadTux said...

A talking point I hear now from conservatives was, "George W. Bush wasn't *really* a conservative" and thus his failures don't *really* discredit conservatism as a political philosophy in America. Uhm, excuse me -- if he wasn't a conservative, then what the fuck *was* he?!

- Badtux the Astounded Penguin

5/12/2010 6:32 PM

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