Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Caturday!!!

This is a farm cat. It didn't mind being petted, as long as you scratched its head. It was lying in some tall grass and occaisionally chomping on the greenery.


Here is George enjoying a morning sunbeam.



In less than a week, he will receive his "lion cut" for the Summer, so this is about the last of his long coat until it grows back in the Fall. He is developing a slew of hair mats in his belly, which he adamantly refuses to let me cut out or comb out. The haircut will coincide with his getting his teeth cleaned, so he will not be able to object to the process.



About 20 minutes later, the sunbeam had moved and Gracie was hogging it.


2 comments:

Distributorcap said...

i will admit george and gracie are quite beautiful

Comrade Misfit said...

Gracie is a very easy cat to photograph. I have to work to take a bad photo of her.