Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

You Lost. Man Up And Suck It Up

That was the advice that the denizens on the Right were so happy to hand out in 2000, after Bush "won" the election: "Our guy won, your guy lost, suck it up" was their cry.

Ah, how things have changed in eight years! Here is a photo of now-former-Senator-and-current-sore-loser Norm Coleman, as he announced that he was going to file a lawsuit because he lost the senatorial election in Minnesota:

Suck it up, Norm. Go have a drink with Libby Dole; after all, you have so much in common.

(What a fucking douchebag)
Posted by on or about 19:37

1 comment:

Unknown said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA at the graphic!

Norm won't go quietly...bet on it. And yes, he is a giant douche.

1/06/2009 10:01 PM

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