The State Regulators Are On the Case!

They are bravely tackling the dangerous threat to the American Way of Life poised by fish pedicures.

The states so concerned about this are Washington, Texas and New Hampshire.

New Hampshire? What ever happened to "live free or die?" You can own a machine gun in New Hampshire, but you can't have a fish pedicure?

There seems to be zero evidence for the proposition that a fish pedicure is harmful in any way, so it would seem that the regulators are acting on the "we're outlawing it because we think it is icky" principle.

Which, when you drill down to it, is the same argument against gay marriage.