Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, January 3, 2009

The State Regulators Are On the Case!

They are bravely tackling the dangerous threat to the American Way of Life poised by fish pedicures.

The states so concerned about this are Washington, Texas and New Hampshire.

New Hampshire? What ever happened to "live free or die?" You can own a machine gun in New Hampshire, but you can't have a fish pedicure?

There seems to be zero evidence for the proposition that a fish pedicure is harmful in any way, so it would seem that the regulators are acting on the "we're outlawing it because we think it is icky" principle.

Which, when you drill down to it, is the same argument against gay marriage.

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