Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Can We Have a New Rule?

No screeching pitchmen on TV between 5AM and 8AM.

I'm looking at you, Billy May!

I turned on the Weather Channel soon after I got up and was immediately assaulted by May screeching about something that has "the power of".

Can we not have this?
Posted by on or about 06:43

3 comments:

deadstick said...

How about no Billy Mays on this freakin PLANET? And that goes for the dork with the big headset microphone who does the chamois commercial too...

1/07/2009 9:51 AM
Anonymous said...

You never get him when you get your weather from the net.

1/07/2009 11:18 AM
Lockwood said...

I'm with deadstick... No Billy Mays, PERIOD! In fairness, he's just the latest in the bellowing promoters of worthless crap that Real 'Murricans can't seem to get enough of. (do other countries have this kind of insane advertising?) For the good of our country and the good of our planet, Mays and his ilk should be given a dignified post in front of a firing squad.

1/07/2009 6:20 PM

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