Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Sunday, November 2, 2008

What the Hell Was Dick Cheney Thinking?

Seriously, what the hell was he thinking when he made a public endorsement of John McCain this late in the campaign? It was as though he gave a freebie to Obama:



Dick Cheney's approval ratings in the polls are somewhere in between that of Bubonic Plague and that of Bird Flu. Bush is at least smart enough to hunker down without comment. John McCain has to be about as happy to be endorsed by Dick Cheney as he would have been to be endorsed by al Qaeda.

1 comment:

Earl said...

AH, it is just a ploy, remember the VP shot his hunting buddy, he could sink the whole Republican Party - he just about has before this.