Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie

Thursday, November 13, 2008

My Collateral Duty

would be "Shampooer of the Cat's Ass."

Gracie got enough poop on her butt to warrant an ass shampoo. It's sort of a toss-up which one of us like it least, but she probably wins. Right now she is sitting on the floor, trying to get her fur properly arranged.
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Anonymous said...

Well, the configuration of a cat's butt fur is important to their well-being and self image.

I am taking Bitey for his "sanitary shave" on Saturday to AVOID the ass-shampoo sessions.

11/14/2008 11:15 AM

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