Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Auf Weidersehn, Tempelhof

Tempelhof Airport (EDDI), in what was once known as West Berlin, closed. In unusual German inefficiency, the Germans apparently forgot that three airplanes were still on the field.

Tempelhof was one of the oldest airports in the world. It was also the main arrival airport for the Berlin Airlift, until Tegel Airport was built (mostly by hand).

1 comment:

deadstick said...

Be sure to read "The Candy Bombers" by Andrei Cherny...helluva good read.