Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Agina

Just what I wanted to hear today: Some math guy explaining how when they say "3% margin of error," there is a 5% chance that the result could be outside of the margin of error.

Then there was that extremely undereducated VP candidate who thinks that the First Amendment exists to protect politicians from being questioned by the press. That is the stupidest comment I have heard since I heard some idiot explain that the Second Amendment gives the government the right to own firearms.

Actually, Palin may have uttered the stupidest comment on the Constitution since 1789. As Glenn Greenwald noted, the First Amendment exists to protect a free press, not to provide politicians with the right to spew their lies. This isn't a law-school level topic, Palin failed to understand a basic point about the Constitution that should be understood by the average 10th grader.

Anyway, go 2:45 into this clip to see McCain's ringing endorsement of Palin's readiness to take over as president.

1 comment:

deadstick said...

The polling term "margin of error" means the amount of error that the published results are within, 95% of the time. There's not much more you can do, short of polling everybody who will vote.