Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, September 5, 2008

Pass the Popcorn, Again

I swear, this shit just gets better and better.

The upshot of it is that Palin's son, Track, may have joined the Army for a time-honored reason: To stay out of jail. And this after he spent his senor year in high school in Michigan for no good reason. And Palin's ex-brother-in-law may have been the trooper that investigated Track's sorry ass for vandalizing school buses and stealing vodka from a liquor store. So there may be even more to "Troopergate" than just the sordid tale of a marriage gone bad.

More here and here and here.
Posted by on or about 20:25

1 comment:

BadTux said...

What kind of weirdos name their boy-child "track"? Does he have a sister named "field"? Curious penguins want to know!

Oh, and yeah, it does seem he made tracks pretty well to join the Army ahead of the law...

-Badtux the Track-and-field Penguin

9/05/2008 9:55 PM

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