Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, September 5, 2008

"It's Not Our Fault"

"We have had the White House for the last eight years and the Congress for six of them, but we haven't really been in charge." So if you are dissatisfied with the way the Republicans have been running the country, the way to change that is to put another Republican in the White House, one who has voted with George W. Bush between 90% and 95% of the time.

And, as Jon Stewart points out, the GOP's opinion of those who have engaged in community service, who have been part of George H.W. Bush's "thousand points of light" is basically this: "Fuck you."



This clip also puts the GOP's ideas of who is qualified in perspective:

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