Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, October 8, 2007

Awwww

He's so cute when he's asleep


He's probably dreaming of taking over the planet. We should all be thankful that cats never developed opposable thumbs.
Posted by on or about 16:49

1 comment:

BadTux said...

Actually, there are some cats with opposable thumbs. Look up "polydactyl cat" in Teh Google.

I, for one, shall welcome our feline overlords when they complete their takeover of the planet. Or have they already done so?!

- Badtux the Cat-owned Penguin

10/08/2007 7:55 PM

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