Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, September 3, 2007

The Triangle of Death

So it seems that I am a paid-up member of the "Triangle of Death."

Well, isn't that special!

Maybe we can form an orchestra with the Sousaphone of Slaughter, the Drum of Disease, the Trombone of Terror, and the (wait for it) Violin of Violence. (You knew that one was coming.)

Or maybe this is a geometric thing, with the Dodecahedron of Disaster and the Parallelogram of Poison?

3 comments:

BobG said...

More like the Hexagon of Hysteria on their part.

Comrade Misfit said...

That's better than the Square of Stupidity.

Lurch said...

Fortunately in an alternate universe there is the rhombus of reasonableness.