Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, September 6, 2007

To Boldly Go Where No One Has Gone Before

Take a look at the design of Spaceport America.

It looks like the bedpan for the Jolly Green Giant.




The "Space Edsel"? "Where Your Taxpayer Dollars Go Down the Drain"?

Doesn't anybody not connected with stuff like this take a look before the design is released?

6 comments:

BadTux said...

Bedpan? That aint' what this nasty-minded penguin is seein'. BOOO-teeee! Yeah!

- Badtux the Nasty Penguin

Comrade Misfit said...

That'd be one huge penguin!

BadTux said...

The more the merrier. I'll leave the scrawny booty to the pale monkey types :-).

_ Badtux the Nasty Penguin
PS - I once went to a psychiatrist, but he kept showing me dirty pictures, so I left.

Comrade Misfit said...

Couldn't he have washed them off?

BadTux said...

Eyewash, maybe. The lesbian orgy one definitely required eyewash. And the man dared accuse *me* of being obsessed with sex. Why, he was the one showing me the dirty pictures!

- Badtux the Rorschach Penguin

Comrade Misfit said...

And that jerk got a medical license?

Horrors.