Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, September 28, 2023

The TOFF Loses Again, in Court

An appeals court Thursday rejected Donald Trump’s bid to delay a civil trial in a lawsuit brought by New York’s attorney general, allowing the case to proceed days after a judge ruled the former president committed years of fraud and stripped him of some companies as punishment.

The decision, by the state’s intermediate appellate court, clears the way for Judge Arthur Engoron to preside over a non-jury trial starting Monday in Manhattan in New York Attorney General Letitia James’ civil lawsuit.

It's not that he can't afford the best legal minds (or at least the best legal minds that don't mind ruinning the risk of disbarment). But there is a point where making a four-star Michelin meal out of pig offal is beyond the best lawyer's ability.

When it comes to court cases, the TOFF's batting record is worse than that of a National League pitcher.

3 comments:

Stewart Dean said...

Too many teardrops
For one heart to be cryin'
Too many teardrops
For one heart to carry on

96 tears.

Jones, Jon Jones said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOCOMYGIfUQ

JustMusing said...

I hear the train a comin'
It's rolling round the bend
And I ain't seen the sunshine since
I don't know when,

May TOFF have a serious case of prison blues.