Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, September 9, 2023

Caturday, Guest Critter Ed.

3 comments:

Eck! said...

Ah, Local rabbit and marmot disposal.
Chicken houses beware fox!



Eck!

w3ski said...

We have small darker colored Foxes here and I have been told they don't eat cats. I'm just not sure I believe that. I did see them one morning herding the cats back to the yard and I'm not sure what was going on there, but no one got eaten so there was that. Something up here eats cats though, too many have disappeared over the years to doubt that. But we have uncounted wildlife so I don't know who to blame.
w3ski

Jones, Jon Jones said...

Never saw that kind of fox before. Coyotes re-established here in the early part of the century, so the stray cats and dogs declined. Some carcasses in our yard since we are at the edge of a wood. Airport construction moved a number of foxes our way and the ground hogs and rabbits are almost non-existent now. Nobody bothers the garden now.