Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, March 4, 2023

Ribbentrop Says that the Poles Stated the War and that Germany is Trying to Stop It

Ooops, sorry, wrong war. It was Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov who said the equivalent about Russia's war of aggression against Ukraine. He said as much at a conference at the G20 in New Dehli. The audience laughed at him.

Russia is living in a reality that only they recognize. Everyone else in the world knows that.

9 comments:

M. Bouffant said...

Typo alert.

Comrade Misfit said...

Oy….. thanks.

Stewart Dean said...

And Lavrov is a one man death camp who represents Russian foreign policy. This is what Russia sends to represent it, a Nazghul with all trace of humanity gone, just fell purpose boiling off him like dry ice fog....
Contrast him with this woman who fights for a different Russia, bringing Navalny's fight from exile.
https://www.newyorker.com/news/the-new-yorker-interview/maria-pevchikh-alexey-navalny-vladimir-putin

Comrade Misfit said...

To be fair to Lavrov, if he doesn't want to drink Polonium-laced tea or accidentally fall from a window, this is the row that he has to hoe.

Ten Bears said...

EYup, if he's gonna' keep eating roe he'd better hoe that row ...

Stewart Dean said...

Indeed, he has the affect of a being standing on the edge of a grave dug in the Valley of the Shadow of Death. Will Putin hear the laughter? Doubtful..

w3ski said...

And some people believe Russia is a better country than the US?
w3ski

Comrade Misfit said...

They are welcome to emigrate, led by Tuckyo Rose and Russia’s girl, Tulsi Gabbard.

Richard said...

I never had a problem with Ukraine. Even before the war, i knew where it is and i had heard about that country and the Holodomor. I just figured they were another victim of Soviet corruption.I hope they can survive. My heart is with them.