Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
4 comments:
There have been 'low-jack' aftermarket systems for some time now, basically on off switch tied to a GPS locator. Not uncommon to find them in cars (and trucks) off a used car lot featuring in-house financing. Essentially kills all power in the vehicle so that it can't be started. I don't think it can kill an engine in operation, just prevent it from starting again.
They don't ever seem to get removed properly after the vehicle is paid for. Gremlins ...
Here ya go: https://lojack.com/
A Detroit area auto dealer owned by a former football player for the Lions had a system for bad credit car buyers starting in the late nineties. The cars had a device that had to have a code put in every week after the customer received the code while making their payment. He got sued when some alleged that the cars quit running while going down the road. Ford was none too happy with him also probably because there was some blaming of Ford products. Ironic.
Now your car and phone can narc on you.
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