Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, November 1, 2022

Yet Another Illegal Alien Committing Crimes!

[The Asswipe Who attacked Mr. Pelosi] is a Canadian citizen who legally entered the United States in 2000 but has stayed long after his visa expired, according to a U.S. official who was not authorized to discuss the matter publicly and spoke on condition of anonymity.

A fucking Canadian-- what, exactly, is his dog in the American political fight? He's not a citizen, he's not a premanent resident, he can't vote, he's here illegally.

But what he is, is a foreign political terrorist.

Ship his ass to Gitmo.

5 comments:

Ten Bears said...

Like the Irish a generation ago, illegal Canadians is pretty widespread.

Things keep warming up, Canada will be forced to relax its strict No American immigration policy. Like Siberia, there's a lot of good developable land up there. And water.

You won't stop the migrations, they can't be stopped ...

Brian Train said...

As a Canadian, I do have to sheepishly declare that not all our exports are good ones.
Justin Bieber, for example.

But this guy grew up in a small town up the coast from me, and while his family hasn't heard from him in over 20 years apparently he was not crazy when he left.
Or at least not crazy in the same way as now; his metier was making hemp jewelry, he left to be with a woman in San Francisco and he was involved in organized nudism (you can appreciate that this has been in all the local papers up here, so I know more than I need to about this).

dan gerene said...

There are right wing nut jobs in Canada too. And here in the U.S.one of those can easily access a lot of material for their confirmation bias. Like most laws the !st Amendment can be good for most people but bad when people abuse that freedom for their own purposes.

seafury said...

Nah, after congress seats all the new thugs, they'll 1) Impeach Biden) 2)Reinstall trump by proclamation, 3) Pardon everyone charged with hate crimes against democrats. Then they can get to work.
In response to Brian's comment, Are the nudists organized as in having a Union? If so I have a little experience in negotiating contracts.....

Comrade Misfit said...

The asshole who attacked Mr. Pelosi is also being charged with state crimes, so he isn’t going anywhere for a very long time.