Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys underground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset.

Tuesday, November 29, 2022

Goombye, Stewie

Oath Keepers founder Stewart Rhodes was convicted Tuesday of seditious conspiracy for a violent plot to overturn Democrat Joe Biden’s presidential win, handing the Justice Department a major victory in its massive prosecution of the Jan. 6, 2021, insurrection.

It wasn't a complete win for the Feds, as not all defendants were convicted of all of the charges. But they all were convicted of something. The ones they were convicted of can put then away until the 2040s, if so sentenced.

Just another sad entry in the "Fucked Around and Found Out" file.


Stewart Dean said...

I have a picture in my mind of the TOFF joining them and them all having a Three Stooges slap fest blaming each other. Herschel, McCarthy, Green, Boeebert, all of that crowd would fit right in.

Jones, Jon Jones said...

As long as it's at Gitmo

w3ski said...

This is great. No more can this traitorous, fascist, terrorist, ass wipe call himself a patriot. It really irks me to see traitors call themselves patriots, and it is thrilling that we finally pulled the covers off of this bullshit. Now on to add quite a few more asswipes to the prison system.

dinthebeast said...

Elmer's first mistake here was imagining Fergus would help him. His second mistake was trying to use that as a legal defense. Fantasies will almost never keep you out of jail.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Grey Wolf said...

Oh,and his swashbuckling pirate look, sporting that left eyepatch?
He shot his left eye out, dropped his .22 and it went off.