Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Sunday, November 6, 2022

Did Herschel Really Say That?
If So, Is He Trying to See How Ludicrous He Can Get?

6 comments:

JustMusing said...

Is he going to adopt Matt Damon?

He's only Martian I know of.

Comrade Misfit said...

Yes, but Mark Whatley doesn't come home until around 2037.

Jones, Jon Jones said...

He has Trump speak down

Ten Bears said...

Pretty funny, to one not so good at it, to watch the ASL (American Sign Language) translator ... uhhhh, translate what he is saying. I'm not very good at it, pretty choppy but it looked to me like at one point she said "don't vote for me, I'm an idiot."

seafury said...

"He is being risen up in the lord PRAYSE JAAYZUS!!!" My sister in law, 11/7/22

dinthebeast said...

Perhaps he's angling for Elon Musk's support?

-Doug in Sugar Pine