Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, November 14, 2022

Apologies: I Missed an Anniversary

I missed Exploding Whale Day (November 12th).



4 comments:

Ten Bears said...

You know, Cap'n, some of us would just as soon forget ...

Eck! said...

The line...

Just what were they thinking...?

OR were they thinking at all?


Eck!

Stewart Dean said...

Now if we could just do something about the orange whale at Mar-A-Lago. But not this.

Thank you, Dear Comrade, a little something to put all our troubles in perspective....and a short visit to the days to the golden days of our youth when things were so much simpler....kinda.

Brad_in_IL said...

Check out this little gem from the Faroe Islands ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X0hq0ug9q4