Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, November 7, 2022

Stand By for Little Elon to be Sued, Bigly

I would imagine that his sudden mass layoffs at Twitter violated the WARN Act.

Little Elon's got Billionareitis, a mental condition in which one believes that laws are for the little people to follow.

He's also apparently trying to hire some of those people back. Good luck with that. Only a fool would accept that offer, unless the terms were very favorable. (Say, "I keep the severance package I received, my pay is trebled, and once a month, I get to kick naked Elon hard in the nuts.")

2 comments:

montag said...

As for me I would return just for the 3rd clause.

Stewart Dean said...

Pass the popcorn, I don't want to miss a minute.