Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, September 3, 2021

Helpful Hint for Criminals on Conditional Release; Insurrectionist Ed.

Whatever the judge tells you to do or not do, follow those conditions. Lest you wind up back in jail.

A Capitol rioter caught watching conspiracy videos in his garage not even a month after a judge let him go home must return to jail, the court ruled Thursday.

“I ordered these conditions because of the role that internet conspiracies played in his conduct — conduct that is alleged to be violent and serious,” U.S. District Judge Timothy Kelly said of Douglas Austin Jensen this morning during a hearing in Washington.
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Jensen will be held at a jail in Iowa.

In other MAGA terrorist news, the QAnon Shaman is pleading out to a felony.

4 comments:

Ten Bears said...

Laugh. Out. Loud

w3ski said...

I have no sympathy for any of the rioters, but just how did the cops catch him watching subversive stuff in his garage?
w3ski

Comrade Misfit said...

Unannounced visit?

dan gerene said...

How did he get caught watching TV? Open garage doors, big TV and neighbors who aren't too friendly to him for many reasons.