Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, October 1, 2018

Talkies Report

A Simple Favor did not suck. Since it's a suspense movie, I'm sort of restrained in talking about it.

White Boy Rick did suck, but a friend whom I saw it with liked it. Other than "only a certified fool would take the word of an FBI agent", I'll b damned if I could gather a point from the movie. It moved at a glacial pace and was about as interesting.
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Glaciers are cool. Their pace includes massive calving events, which confuse you in their scale. Huge icebergs look small at the distance you have to maintain to be safe, when the wave from their drop hits you realize your eyes and brain tricked you.

I'm sure you mean the movie was much worse than that.

10/02/2018 1:31 PM

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