Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"ICE: Too Scared to be a Soldier, Too Dumb to be a Cop." -- Dropkick Murphys

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.


ICE MURDERS PEOPLE! DEFUND ICE!

Thursday, October 4, 2018

Shutting off Trump's Texts

Stephen Colbert shows how:


The whole bit is good.

2 comments:

w3ski said...

I was just talking with an old friend that somehow missed the message himself, and my comment was "now I need to put my phone in the BBQ". Nice to see Mr Colbert has a similar idea.
Damn if the idea of "this" isn't a scary thing.
w3ski

montag said...

I have one of the Chinese spy phones from ZTE. Now I am wondering if the Chinese taught Trump (his people actually) how to use it in exchange for his lifting the sanctions on the company?