Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, October 27, 2018

Caturday

Chip in "cat loaf" position.


6 comments:

CenterPuke88 said...

Picture is missing?

B said...

Won't load for me either, over here on the Right....

Comrade Misfit said...

Sorry. Fixed it.

CenterPuke88 said...

Anyone understand the physiology of cats that makes then enjoy folding up their paws/legs like that?

Leo Knight said...

CP88, it keeps tbe toe beans warm.

CenterPuke88 said...

Thanks Leo, that makes sense, as they fail to loaf on the heated pillow. Not sure if it’s just the toes, but thank you!