Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, October 27, 2018

Caturday

Chip in "cat loaf" position.


6 comments:

CenterPuke88 said...

Picture is missing?

B said...

Won't load for me either, over here on the Right....

Comrade Misfit said...

Sorry. Fixed it.

CenterPuke88 said...

Anyone understand the physiology of cats that makes then enjoy folding up their paws/legs like that?

Leo Knight said...

CP88, it keeps tbe toe beans warm.

CenterPuke88 said...

Thanks Leo, that makes sense, as they fail to loaf on the heated pillow. Not sure if it’s just the toes, but thank you!