Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, October 3, 2018

No Need to Destroy Your Cell Phone

Donald Trump is sending Americans a text today. It's only a test.
Posted by on or about 07:39
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5 comments:

Nangleator said...

How long before it's an ad about a Shithole product? Or a call to take up arms against the government of the United States? Or just to start murdering liberals?

10/03/2018 8:54 AM
Harry Hamid said...

"Dear America, this is your glorious leader, who everyone agrees is doing a tremendous job. The Democrats have been very unfair to me. Crooked Hillary wishes she could text everyone in this beautiful country like I can."

Except, you know, in all caps, with 3 words spelled wrong.

10/03/2018 9:24 AM
dinthebeast said...

Apparently you have to have a smartphone to get it. Briana's phone just made a weird-ass noise and my poor little cheap Samsung didn't make a peep.

-Doug in Oakland

10/03/2018 2:34 PM
J4rh34d said...

They must not have my number, though it hasn't changed in two decades. My smartphone is a Samsung J7, running Android 7.1.1. I had it on, with the volume turned up. Surrounding cubicles went crazy at the magic hour, but my phone was silent and motionless. I'll count my blessings.

10/03/2018 3:56 PM
Clyde said...

I just want to know how to disinfect my phone. I'll take a shower.

10/03/2018 4:15 PM

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