Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, June 21, 2018

Another Time Magazine Cover That You Won't See on the Walls of Trump's Golf Clubs


The earlier one and why this is a thing.

Oh, and as for Melania, she's as much of a monster as he is.

3 comments:

CenterPuke88 said...

Xi Jinping is often concerned with being identified with Winnie the Pooh. So, what about Donnie, Big Bird? Chinese censors work overtime to keep images of Winnie the Pooh out of Chinese media...lets compete and make America’s satire great again.

Dark Avenger said...

Big Bird has some empathy.

I suggest Oscar the Grouch. A trashy, unpleasant replica of a real human being.

Nebris said...

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