Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground
Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level
and then beat you with experience.” -- Mark Twain

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys underground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"Let’s eat all of these people!” — Venom

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Tuesday, November 3, 2015

How to Win Friends & Influence People; Dixie Edition

A Mississippi man allegedly bombed a Walmart storefront Sunday, days after threatening the retailer for no longer selling Confederate flags.
If the Asshole had yelled something along the lines of "Aloha Snackbar" instead of posting crap about the Confederate flag, there are cable channels that would have been on this story for weeks.

Presumably, because the alleged perp was an old white guy, the word "terrorism" isn't mentioned.


Moe said...

If the dipsh*ts name had been Mohammad the word "terrorism" still wouldn't have been mentioned.


Marc said...

Moe, he is too white/red. Terrorists have the ability to tan, or have coloration darker than cream cheese. Allegedly, they also have calves the size of cantaloupes, can carry bales of MJ long distances in the desert, and make clocks. Who knew?