Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, May 11, 2015

The Following is a Paid Announcement:
"The NFL Salutes Our Veterans!"

The NFL hasn't been saluting veterans at the games out of a sense of patriotism, nosirree! Those "salutes" are not based on gratitude to our men and women who defend our country, no, they're based on greed.

For the Department of Defense has paid the NFL to do the salutes. Millions of dollars, in point of fact.

So, Ladies and Gentlemen, Please Stand While the NFL Gets Paid to Salute Our Men and Women in Uniform!

4 comments:

Nangleator said...

The fourteen points of fascism are expensive to maintain... but worth it!

Marc said...

When you are paid to do it, it isn't a salute. Quite the opposite, in my opinion.

Deadstick said...

What Marc said. Pretty close parallel to coitus...

Old NFO said...

YGTBSM! Sigh...