Words of Advice:

"Never Feel Sorry For Anyone Who Owns an Airplane."-- Tina Marie

"
If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"
Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground
Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It.
" -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Wednesday, May 27, 2015

That About Sums Up Life

So I'm reading a stack of medical reports on an infant. (Never mind why.)

In a physical examination done a few days after birth, this is noted: "Positive suck, positive gag."

Ayup. You're going to find out that's the way life is, kid: Positive suck, positive gag.

Welcome to the real world.

2 comments:

Old NFO said...

Kinda a necessity... Just sayin...

Mike R said...

As we used to say "their is no gravity the world sucks", well to be honest I still say that.