Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, May 28, 2015

People Were Crazy During the Cold War


"I need five volunteers to go stand at Ground Zero while we detonate a nuke overhead: You, you, you, you and you. And you, go film it."

Probably just like this:


5 comments:

Robert Fowler said...

And they all lived happily ever after. Except for that whole cancer thing.

Deadstick said...

Is that clip from "Battleground"?

Anonymous said...

Uh-huh. Like it's really different today.

w3ski said...

I really wonder how much longer they were alive and just what their cause of death was.
It must have been set off really high up too or I'd expect them to have been vaporized.
What a waste of life.
w3ski

Comrade Misfit said...

Deadstick, it is.

w3ski, note the relief in the narrator's voice when he realizes that he survived.