Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, May 23, 2015

A Word to Every Business Running a "Memorial Day Sale"

You pack of greedy, amoral, capitalist swine, trying to profit off the sacrifices of those who died for our country. There is probably a special circle in Hell for you, where you will spend eternity drowning in lakes of molten gold or silver.

2 comments:

Old NFO said...

That would be too good... Lead... THAT would be more like it!

Anonymous said...

That's capitalism for ya. Like what doesn't it profit from? Your love of mom? The birth of a man who preached peace and love? The death of the man who largely dismantled segregation? Nothing is out of bounds for the money-makers.