Words of Advice:

"Never Feel Sorry For Anyone Who Owns an Airplane."-- Tina Marie

"
If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"
Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground
Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It.
" -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot,
by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse.
" -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Monday, May 18, 2015

How Can You Tell When a Military Public Affairs Officer is Lying?

His or her lips are moving.

An Osprey crashed and burned in Hawaii, killing one Marine and injuring everyone else on board. The PAO called it a "hard landing incident".

Riiight.



Just your typical hard landing... replace the tires, do some repairs to the landing gear and it'll be fine, suuurrre it will.

1 comment:

w3ski said...

Any idea as to how many Osprey have gone down so far? I understand this is not the first.
w3ski