Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground
Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level
and then beat you with experience.” -- Mark Twain

"John Wick didn't kill all those people because they broke his toaster." -MickAK

"Everything is easy if somebody else is the one doing it." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Saturday, November 29, 2014

What You Never See in a Vampire Movie (With an Update)

A water-bomber to soak the legions of the undead with holy water.

It'd only take a few minutes to bless the water in the airplane's tank.

And then "bombs away" on the undead.

Based on this, a story about such a fight.


Chuck Pergiel said...

And here I thought holy water was a rare and precious commodity.

Borepatch said...


Comrade Misfit said...

Charles, it's just regular water that has been consecrated by a short blessing. You'd have to have a priest or minister as part of the crew. No reason why they couldn't bless a large tank of the stuff.

BP, it started out with my wondering why one never sees the vampire-fighters using a Super-Soaker in a fight. Then I thought, why think small?

CenterPuke88 said...

So how difficult to consecrate a reservoir? And how far will the consecration proceed down the pipes from the reservoir into the distribution system? Bless the lake and open the hydrants?

ShortWoman said...

Oh sure, just add to the list of things that don't make sense in a vampire movie!